May 2013
if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
neopiacentral:
*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
fuckyeahloldemort:
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
meladoodle:
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
narutoe:
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
get out
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
flipphones:
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
